Stay classy, bitches.
My name is Natalie, but you can call me Natalia! I'm a 23 year old graduate student who wishes she could drop out her masters program so she could become a full time cookie taster. I'm a happy soul who loves to smile and have a good time. I love to read, tell fart jokes (nasty jokes in general), eat, catch awesome 'that's what she said moments', dance, laugh, eat, hear poop jokes, learn and read. I don't know exactly what I'm doing here, but I'm just gonna post funny/interesting things I like :)
Wed
Feb
6
Some girls don’t have their priorities straight. I have my boyfriend for V-day, but all I asked is for him to snuggle THEN to fuck the shit out of me. He already has nutella for me to eat afterwards so it’s winning all day, errr day.
- me: can i go to the bathroom?
- teacher: what for?
- me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
My boyfriend just sent me this, hahaha. Message said, “This is definitely you, babe.” …maybbbeee, lol.
Sun
Dec
30
Feel sorry for my boyfriend when I do this to him. Just keeding - I’m not, lol. Bahahaha :)
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds, via mallowshh)




