Stay classy, bitches.

My name is Natalie, but you can call me Natalia! I'm a 23 year old graduate student who wishes she could drop out her masters program so she could become a full time cookie taster. I'm a happy soul who loves to smile and have a good time. I love to read, tell fart jokes (nasty jokes in general), eat, catch awesome 'that's what she said moments', dance, laugh, eat, hear poop jokes, learn and read. I don't know exactly what I'm doing here, but I'm just gonna post funny/interesting things I like :)
Sun Apr 7
iveneverhadnutella:

bitch better have my honey

iveneverhadnutella:

bitch better have my honey

(via mallowshh)

Wed Feb 20
Sat Feb 9
Wed Feb 6
Some girls don’t have their priorities straight. I have my boyfriend for V-day, but all I asked is for him to snuggle THEN to fuck the shit out of me. He already has nutella for me to eat afterwards so it’s winning all day, errr day.

Some girls don’t have their priorities straight. I have my boyfriend for V-day, but all I asked is for him to snuggle THEN to fuck the shit out of me. He already has nutella for me to eat afterwards so it’s winning all day, errr day.

Tue Jan 29
my-empire-of-inland:

What grad school looks like.

OMG, MY LIFE!! Grad student problems!

my-empire-of-inland:

What grad school looks like.

OMG, MY LIFE!! Grad student problems!

(Source: zeroraws)

Tue Jan 8
I’m one classy gal. Oh yeah, haha.

I’m one classy gal. Oh yeah, haha.

  • me: can i go to the bathroom?
  • teacher: what for?
  • me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
Sun Jan 6
I regret not buying this mug when I had the chance. God damnit, lol.

I regret not buying this mug when I had the chance. God damnit, lol.

My boyfriend just sent me this, hahaha. Message said, “This is definitely you, babe.” …maybbbeee, lol.

My boyfriend just sent me this, hahaha. Message said, “This is definitely you, babe.” …maybbbeee, lol.

Sun Dec 30

Feel sorry for my boyfriend when I do this to him. Just keeding - I’m not, lol. Bahahaha :)

(Source: starbuckara, via mallowshh)