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My name is Natalie, but you can call me Natalia! I'm a 23 year old graduate student who wishes she could drop out her masters program so she could become a full time cookie taster. I'm a happy soul who loves to smile and have a good time. I love to read, tell fart jokes (nasty jokes in general), eat, catch awesome 'that's what she said moments', dance, laugh, eat, hear poop jokes, learn and read. I don't know exactly what I'm doing here, but I'm just gonna post funny/interesting things I like :)
Wed Sep 12
I’ll let a “nice guy” go if we’re not compatible. I’ve done it, I don’t give a flying fuck. I don’t care if he’s nice and will treat me right. I don’t care if he has a nice car and is in love with me. If I don’t like him back or we don’t have the essentials in common, I’m not settling for less. I’ve been called a “man eater” lately for the simple fact that I just break these guys’ hearts. Well, I’m not doing it on purpose. If I feel no connection, the guy has his priorities on backwards, or if he’s “lost”, I simply don’t want him. I don’t care if I also have to go on more dates with assholes. It’s the way the dating game is. I know what I like, what I want, and how I want it. Is that such a crime? Just because you would look good in pictures next to me, does not mean I will be in a relationship with you. My life is fucking awesome right now. I’m striving for big and better things. You have to be one hell of a guy for me to want you so bad to give up all the awesomeness that comes with being single.  

I’ll let a “nice guy” go if we’re not compatible. I’ve done it, I don’t give a flying fuck. I don’t care if he’s nice and will treat me right. I don’t care if he has a nice car and is in love with me. If I don’t like him back or we don’t have the essentials in common, I’m not settling for less. I’ve been called a “man eater” lately for the simple fact that I just break these guys’ hearts. Well, I’m not doing it on purpose. If I feel no connection, the guy has his priorities on backwards, or if he’s “lost”, I simply don’t want him. I don’t care if I also have to go on more dates with assholes. It’s the way the dating game is. I know what I like, what I want, and how I want it. Is that such a crime? Just because you would look good in pictures next to me, does not mean I will be in a relationship with you. My life is fucking awesome right now. I’m striving for big and better things. You have to be one hell of a guy for me to want you so bad to give up all the awesomeness that comes with being single.